Eyes Encumbered

You know that old beauty trick of putting cucumbers on your eyes to reduce swelling and decrease dark circles? Well either it doesn’t work or I’m allergic to cucumbers. Not only did it make my eyes MORE swollen, but they also have swollen splotches! It’s safe to say I will not be venturing out in public today. I have shamelessly attached a picture of my eye. It’s all in the name of research, right? RIGHT? Be warned that it is not for the weak hearted! The second picture is of me trying to ice my eyes with a face mask; my sister would say the mask is so that, “you can rob and relax at the same time!” Oh, how she amuses me…

groooossss!

*yawn* Gimme all your money!

OMG Shoes!

WARNING: video CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE

Just wanted you all to know the reference for the title of my post, an old favorite! Sometimes I enjoy spending too much time on Zappos.com and I just thought I'd share my top picks. I have the usual pink choices and then I went totally neutral besides. Click on the image for full size. (From top left to right: Betsey Johnson, Iris in pink satin - $140; dssquared² in stucco - $559 [sale]; L.A.M.B., Quinlan in sand - $177 [sale]; Poetic Licence [sp], Party Scene in pink - $90.27; Rock & Republic heels in nude - $325; Betsey Johnson, Lizzzy in green - $149)

Now I need something to dress up for so I have an excuse to buy some of these! ;)

I got nailed.

I think I have a new obsession: Sally Hansen Nail Polish Strips. It looks like nail polish, it smells like nail polish, it IS nail polish! But the work is already done for you. Super easy to apply; they kind of "Cure" overnight so I recommend applying before bed. Then, wake up in the morning and say to yourself, "Hello gorgeous!" Orrr something like that... The pictures I've posted are after a whole week of wear. I choose 360 Laced Up. Sexy, no?

p.s. NO. I am not getting any commissions for this post. haha